who da man
I'll Stop the Whole World.
I could cry to fill up the oceans, but I'll save my salt to season my toast. I'm a girl- she's filled with all these feelings that she can't handle. She's always so angry and filled with this hot air, blown away by the simplest things. She hates everyone who dares to look past her abilities because of her hijab. She's not a terrorist. She's an aspiring artist but she knows it won't get her anywhere in life and she does creative writing to get rid of the big black gunk that's molded itself like a cage around her heart. She can hold grudges longer than an elephant can remember them. She's going to speak her Muslim, wild, free, crazy, creative, Arab, Algerian, stupid mind and if you don't want to listen to her than the back button is looking pretty nice to you right now.

Remember these things when you’re sad:

  1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
  2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
  3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
  5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
  6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
  7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

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vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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chickenheadspecial:

“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”

“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”

“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”

yummytomatoes:

Sometimes I go into my ss folder and find boring headshots like
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and his sunglasses will be on a dif layer, so i close it out and its like
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hello